* Feeling *
* Bored *
* Bored *
* Joke *
Have a good laugh with this
Chinese delivery.
Enjoy its innovative delivery method, the
Chinese way... forget about DHL, UPS or even FedEx!!! IF U
DARE...
A family in the Southern
Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of their
dead grandmother arrived from United States. It was sent by
one of the daughters.
The dead body was
so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it!
When they opened the lid, they found a
letter on top; which read as follows:
Dear Cousins,
I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it was her wish that
she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home
in Tung Shin.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are
consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ah-ma's body, 12
cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates and 8
packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.
Please divide these among all of you. On Ah-ma's feet
you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah
boy.
Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah
ien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ah-ma is wearing 6 Calvin Klien T-Shirts. The large size is
for Ah Bak and the others are for my other nephews.
Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani
Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing are for the boys.
The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ah-ma's
left wrist.
For Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei , Ah-ma is wearing theTiffany
necklace, earrings and ring that she asked for. Please
take them. The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah-ma is
wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins.
Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong also not felling
well nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah
Kong goes back too...'
* DON`T EVER DO THAT TO YOUR FAMILY MEMBER *
Have a good laugh with this
Chinese delivery.
Enjoy its innovative delivery method, the
Chinese way... forget about DHL, UPS or even FedEx!!! IF U
DARE...
A family in the Southern
Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of their
dead grandmother arrived from United States. It was sent by
one of the daughters.
The dead body was
so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it!
When they opened the lid, they found a
letter on top; which read as follows:
Dear Cousins,
I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it was her wish that
she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home
in Tung Shin.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are
consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ah-ma's body, 12
cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates and 8
packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.
Please divide these among all of you. On Ah-ma's feet
you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah
boy.
Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah
ien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ah-ma is wearing 6 Calvin Klien T-Shirts. The large size is
for Ah Bak and the others are for my other nephews.
Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani
Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing are for the boys.
The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ah-ma's
left wrist.
For Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei , Ah-ma is wearing theTiffany
necklace, earrings and ring that she asked for. Please
take them. The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah-ma is
wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins.
Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong also not felling
well nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah
Kong goes back too...'
* DON`T EVER DO THAT TO YOUR FAMILY MEMBER *
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